Ohhhhh please fall into a volcano, please please please…
i would punch the creator in the face so hard if i ever met them
Do they not realise that people need to program these gadgets?
2,748 PEOPLE AGREED?
-face palm-
“THEIR” all dead? REALLY? THEIR?
Clearly this person hasn’t been going to school anyway.
Life lesson: Do shitty things all you want, but if you get caught, just fucking admit to it.
THISS ^^^ MOTHER FUCKING THIS^^^
Ok ok ok story time.
One time, Dylan had a wooden box in his room
in that box was a couple brand new pipes and a HUGE bag of salvia.
Mom found said box and when I went to look in it, everyone was gone, replaced by this ad ripped from a magazine.
I asked them about it later, because salvia is legal and I couldnt have gotten in trouble, and they said they flushed it ALL down the toilet thinking it was weed.
And I was like UM HELLO YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT? THAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK ANYTHING LIKE WEED ARE YOU DUMB?
And that was that.
Who the fuck even WEARS lipstick?
There are over 8,000 microscopic spiders in the average person’s eyebrows.
ASDFGHJKL:;’i’m shaving my eyebrows off.
Shoot them all.
how. what. no. what?
OMG guys, someone put this on Tumblr. It MUST be true.
I’m going to make up some random fact and put it on Tumblr and see how many people reblog.
live-gonzo asked: If they are on youtube, you can download them from there. Google "Youtube to mp3" and use the first link.
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.
I knew I loved you for more than just your good looks. ;-)
